It has a shark with tentacles. Win.
But it only has about 30 seconds of sharktentacle footage. The rest is just mindlessly boring thrillerstuff.
It has a shark with tentacles.
But the score is the worst kind of 80s cheesepop, giving you a headache just by thinking about it.
It has a shark with tentacles.
And everyone involved just seem so damn uninterested in what they are doing, including the actors and the director.
It has a shark with tentacles.
And it's put together so sloppily, the supposedly tense scenes are edited to hell.
It has a shark with tentacles.
So has Sharktopus. What's your point?
It has a... Uh. Well. Nothing. And the worst thing? It's probably the fifth time I see it. Some people just want to sit and listen to their brain rotting away. I want a blu ray.
